If my baby could answer a questionnaire about her favorite
things, I’m pretty sure she would answer as such:
Favorite toy— gravity
Favorite food— not what’s in the spoon
Favorite pastime— chewing on crib rails
Favorite game— eat what’s on the floor before mom can take it
away
Favorite nap time— uh, what?
Favorite noise— farts
Favorite skill— alligator roll off the changing table
Favorite face to look at— Daddy! I mean Mommy!
Favorite pet— undecided. Cat and dog fur tastes the same.
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